a shit-faced Bush

The day begins. Candles are lighted and incense is burning. Cold beer at my side. I was just glancing at an old newspaper and had to laugh, really laugh out loud. Who gives a f…k in what language the national anthem is sung? The only person with a right to object would be Francis Scott Key.
Now, the funny part comes when George W. Bush said that anyone moving to this country should learn English. Okay. Let’s start with George W. Bush. That man cannot construct an English sentence for shit! The next time he pronounces the word nuclear as “nucular”, some English tutor should walk upon the White House lawn and take a public shit. Then, maybe Bush’s nose could be rubbed in it each time he shits on the language he preaches everyone should learn.
Sorry for the profanity, it’s just that kind of morning. Shit!
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